Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
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I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
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I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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