just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
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Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
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I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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