: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
What did we do last night that was yellow?
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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