bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
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Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
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New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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