he shaved USA in his pubs
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
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Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
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Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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