Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
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You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
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Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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