I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
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I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
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I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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