Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
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BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
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Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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