Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?