yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.