So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
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I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
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Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money