# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I look better un-naked...
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
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you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
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I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
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