Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
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It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
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I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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