it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
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Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
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Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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