go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
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is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
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My penis needs a shock collar
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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