He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
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this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
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I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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