Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
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At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
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I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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