But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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