he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
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The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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