whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
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I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
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Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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