I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance