i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
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I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
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i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.