you suck at this game today
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire