thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Randomize
