they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
and she was petting her beer can
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
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about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
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I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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