Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
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He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
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Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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