Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
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I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
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Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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