That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
false alarm. still invincible.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
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Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
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No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
True strength comes from lack of pants
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.