shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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