Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
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i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
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I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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