never play flip cup with pint glasses
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
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In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
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I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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