Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
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Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
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May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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