i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
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Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
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you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
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