Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
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It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
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We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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