I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
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