He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
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just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
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Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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