I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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