butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
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The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
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I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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