Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
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How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
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My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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