Just cropdusted the office
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
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You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
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When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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