belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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