My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
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my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
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I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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