The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Randomize
