Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
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everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
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Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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