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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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