We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
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dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
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After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
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