He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I love having hate sex.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
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I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
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Beer bonging to Ave Maria
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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