I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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