this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
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And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
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That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
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