...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
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its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
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Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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