apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
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you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
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I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
You're breaking my sexual little heart