the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
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Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
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NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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