Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
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Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
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OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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