ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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