ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Randomize
